The Wayde Sound... Drum and Bass, Hip-Hop, Southern Rap, Alternative and a little Mystery.

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       Wayde: Part Musician. Part Devil. All Charm. 

             WAYDE’s voice is like the darkest and most expensive kind of chocolate, possibly smoked and studded with glittering diamonds.. 

 

Lived in 16 countries across 5 continents before deciding to split his time between LA/MIA & NYC at 17.

 

               Wayde gave his first performance at age 4 and likes to think he's a child prodigy, that cheeky cunt.

He graduated high school , completing it and starting his first band as he turned 13.

                             

Just before his 16th birthday, he auditioned for Radio on a whim and got a first stint on his very own Solo Radio Show, travelling across 3 countries while in the Senior Year of his Undergrad.

                                                     

In the Radio world, he became in & famous as "The MayheM", not without reason, fond as he was of playing the most crazily explicit Rap, Hip-Hop and Mod-Rock on Primetime shows.​

 

                       2009 came as an evolution as he founded a Drum-&-Bass Collective and toured Asia and Europe in the underground scene collaborating and performing with various artists till 2010 when he took a break to pursue Grad School.

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In 2012 the  last year of his under-age drinking teens, he left behind a budding Radio Career to focus on Music.  

Famous last words on Radio:​

"I wanna be the music that's played on Air, not the one playing it"

 

                 2011 was the year Wayde  began work on his First Album "Wayde World".

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                                2012 & 2013 saw the Worldwide Global release of "Wayde World", Wayde's first album (Now incorporated in "The VVault"). It was released on the 24th of March 2012 on International Achievers Day

(Although he wass still not legally allowed to drink in the US).

 

This year  also saw the release of the first Music Video of Wayde, a montage of his travels across the world conceptualized by Wayde and put together by a team of young cross-national film-makers. It was a trip in more ways than one:



​http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VyXMv87bPI&feature=g-all-u



​                         As of 2015 Wayde is signed to T.A.K.E. Records based in Hollywood,CA.

He is working on his second Album and his "Musique" is available in all major Stores as well as all major Online Retailers. 

                                                                                                                                                             

The Wayde Sound:



http://Wayde.bandcamp.com



To know more about Wayde, click on Wayde World and get  a dose of The MayheM.





Wayde's Musique reflects the Speed of his Thoughts.

 

 

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The Secret Life of WAYDE

Like most great American heroes, WAYDE's birth was no typical one.  His father was a lumberjack by trade, who was known throughout the state for his tendency to chop down trees without the use of an axe.  He generally accomplished this by pushing trees over, though he required a running start for some of the bigger trees.  His mother was the most beautiful woman in Wyoming, and her lush, full beard was the envy of every housewife within one hundred miles.  When she went into labor, nature sent a pack of wolves into their house to stop the future hunter from wreaking havoc on woodland creatures for decades to come.  WAYDE’s mother calmly snapped each of the wolves’ necks, before laying on her back, aiming, and launching the infant WAYDE at the pack leader.  Lightning ominously cracked in the distance, and all WAYDE and his parents could do was laugh as they sat down for a delicious wolf dinner.

 

WAYDE soon moved to the Yellowstone national park, building huts out of moose carcasses to keep himself sheltered during the winter months.  For years, Park Rangers would search for his constantly moving home in an attempt to procure a vial of his semen, which was said to ward off bears and Lions.  Occasionally, the wives of the rangers would touch the vial, casually asking, “what…eww, oh my God, is this what I think it is?”  This would instantly make the women orgasm 101 times and impregnate them, and the subsequent illegitimate children they would give birth too were so manly that even the girls were born with rich beards.

 

Though WAYDE lived a solitary life, he travelled back in time frequently and took many famous and beautiful lovers.  In the 1940’s, when a young Lauren Bacall went hiking through Yellowstone, she encountered WAYDE and their subsequent torrid affair ruined her for other men, who could never live up to her impossibly high expectations as she begrudgingly settled for a marriage with Humphrey Bogart and a relationship with Frank Sinatra, them being the manliest men she was able to meet, though each was still roughly 1/38th of the man WAYDE was.

In the 1950’s, Marilyn Monroe, who had learned of WAYDE through Bacall, went to the woods to seek out the man.  After two wild nights of passion, she woke up in his bed made primarily of Grizzly skulls to find that WAYDE had moved his entire house from around her while she slept, and had disappeared into the night.  Distraught at losing her one true love, she settled for marrying Joe DiMaggio and having an affair with JFK.

In the 1960’s, Audrey Hepburn was his carnal partner, and the 1970’s he met a young woman named “Bo Derek” who he stole from James Bond while carjacking his Aston Martin and drinking his Martini.  While WAYDE does not mind the occasional female companion, it does get in the way of his one true passion in life. Killing goddamned Grizzlies with his goddamned bare (ha!  Puns…) hands.

 

Though he is ashamed to admit it, as a younger man WAYDE actually used a small pocket knife to kill Grizzlies.  He does not make excuses for this fact, and he told Buzz Aldrin that, “I was a bit of a pussy back then.  Hell, I was eight, and I didn’t have the balls to take out a Grizzly with my bare hands?  I’m ain’t proud of it, but I’ve spent my whole life making up for it.” And make up for it, he has.  By his calculations, he hunts and kills roughly 3 grizzlies a day, even as a 96 year old man.  He once took a break from Grizzlies, as they were becoming scarce in Yellowstone, and would stalk buffalo so he could rip the still beating hearts from their chests. Park officials were concerned about the rapidly declining buffalo population, however, and flew in thousands of Grizzlies to the park to ensure that WAYDE  could quench his daily blood lust.

 

WAYDE is not just a skilled hunter and the terror of pussies everywhere, however.  He often gives back to the community, donating stripped down bear carcasses to low income neighborhood schools, who often write glowing letters back to thank him, saying things like, “What the fuck are we supposed to do with bear bones?  Please stop!” He also has set up an outreach program to teach at-risk youth how to kill bears with their bare hands.  Of the five children, aged 10 to 12, that have participated, only 4 have been eaten, a success rate nearly twice as good as the best rival philanthropic bare-hand-bear-hunting program in the area.

 

And so, WAYDE is still going strong, spending much of his time sitting on his various thrones of bones (there’s one for Grizzlies, one for Black Bears, One for Bald Eagles, and several chairs made of various assorted Wildcats), and he dreams of nothing but Manly MayheM.

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©2121 After WAYDE

(Adapted from Affotd.com)

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